Flag Land Grand Opening
Today Colin opened Flag Land! Woo Hoo! Its part museum, part theme park, part library. Admission is $8.00 (proceeds will be poured into inventory, I'm sure). Its times like these I wish I had a digital camera. Flags and books are displayed on the floor. Drawings lean against the wall...and there is a maze (aka an amaze) made from boxes of Christmas decorations and assorted furniture. If you come, you should know there are 17 important rules. They were dictated to me by a very earnest young Colin as he paced the floor. They are posted at the door as follows:

Welcome to
FLAG LAND

Here are some rules:
1. Don't mess the flags up.
2. Don't take it apart
3. Don't break the amaze.
4. Don't go out the door that's closed.
5. Don't go out the door that's closed unless you're trapped if there is an emergency.
6. Don't take the trees away.
7. Don't watch TV a lot.
8. Don't open the windows.
9. Don't move the birds.
10. Don't yell.
11. Don't waive the flags.
12. Don't play loud, loud music.
13. Don't have a parade in Flag Land.
14. Don't let bad people look in the doors in Flag Land.
15. Don't scribble scrabble around all of the art.
16. Don't enter the closed door.
17. Don't cut the things that go up.

HAVE A GREAT TIME!
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