Funniest Thing Today:

I got this email from my friend Penny today:

Carissa got an ID card at school from Smile Safe Kids. When they took school photos, they also made up ID cards and stored the photos in a database, in case the child was missing. You could access the national data base to get a current photo and identifying characteristics to help the authorities, etc. We noticed last night that she had filled in the blanks herself. After filling in height, weight, hair & eye color, she filled out the last category, which was "Other distinguishing characteristics." She doesn't really have a birthmark, so here's what she wrote:

Other distinguishing characteristics:
Pretty, smart, likes hot dogs, has a great . . . smile!

Just in case she ever gets lost at a baseball game or Wienerschnitzel . . .