Making the Bed
I sat the children down at the table with toast and juice to buy myself 4 minutes to make the bed.

"Mommy, I'm full. I can't finish."
"Mommy, will you take off my pajamas?"
"Mommy, where are my pants?"
"Mommy, look at this."
"Mommy, can I go outside?"
"Mommy, I need help with my shoes."
"Mommy, did you see this?"
"Mommy, where are my flags?"
"Who took my pencil?"
"Mommy, where's Daddy?"
"Mommy, what are you doing?"
"Mommy? Mommy? Does your head hurt?"
"Mommy? Are you going crazy?"
"Oh, okay, can I go outside?"