Dwayne is, quite possibly, spending more time working on my blog than his, but that is okay with me! I need some help with content and he...well...he just needs help. Here is his version of Shipoopi, written especially for me. Thank you Dwayne!

Marcellus:
Well a woman who happily writes thank you notes
Can be found on any ol' street.
And a woman who scraps and makes her own cards
Is most surely a rare treat.
But a woman who blogs jus' ain't never been seen
Pics on the net, words on the screen!
She's the girl he's glad he's found--she's his
Jan-Poo-Pi! Jan-Poo-Pi! Jan-Poo-Pi! Jan-Poo-Pi!

Boys:
The girl who wants comments!

Marcellus:
Jan-Poo-Pi!
Jan-Poo-Pi
Jan-Poo-Pi

Girls:
But you can link her yet.

Marcellus::
Comment once & your blog she's readin'
Comment twice & her head is reelin'
HTML in what you say?
She will beg for more
If you 'member her birthday

All:
C S S & H T M L
L M T H & S S C

Marcellus:
Best to link her & not John Gatti,
If you get a link back, thank Technorati,
Tho she's firmly anchored in Christdom
She's Highest Being in the Ecosystem.

All:
C S S & H T M L
L M T H & S S C

Marcellus:
Jan-Poo-Pi!
Jan-Poo-Pi!
Jan-Poo-Pi!

Boys:
The girl who wants comments.

Marcellus:
Jan-Poo-Pi!
Jan-Poo-Pi!
Jan-Poo-Pi!

Girls:
But you can link her yet.

All:
Jan-Poo-Pi, Jan-Poo-Pi, Jan-Poo-Pi!
The girl who wants comments.
Jan-Poo-Pi,
Jan-Poo-Pi, Jan-Poo-Pi, but you can link her yet.
You can link her yet!
Jan-Poo-Pi!