Thursday, June 03, 2004

Maybe the Soup's Better in Jail?
What a great idea! Whack a mouse on the head and slip it in your soup at a "deep pockets" restaurant, then sit back and collect your just rewards for a few hard hours of work! What jury wouldn't hand over a cool mil? Yeah, that's the ticket! I guess this ingenious criminal never heard of INVESTIGATIONS! Heh, heh, heh. Foiled again!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the idea, Jan! First you have to put the mouse in some SOUP; restrain yourself from rescucitatating it while it's drowning; and then bag it up for your trip to Cracker Barrel. Of course, you'd better not put any extra herbs and spices in there - Cracker Barrel's investigators might be suspicious, "A HAH! There's italian parsley in the mouse's belly! We use the regular, flowery kind in our soup!"

5:26 PM, June 03, 2004  

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