Maybe the Soup's Better in Jail?
What a great idea! Whack a mouse on the head and slip it in your soup at a "deep pockets" restaurant, then sit back and collect your just rewards for a few hard hours of work! What jury wouldn't hand over a cool mil? Yeah, that's the ticket! I guess this ingenious criminal never heard of INVESTIGATIONS! Heh, heh, heh. Foiled again!
What a great idea! Whack a mouse on the head and slip it in your soup at a "deep pockets" restaurant, then sit back and collect your just rewards for a few hard hours of work! What jury wouldn't hand over a cool mil? Yeah, that's the ticket! I guess this ingenious criminal never heard of INVESTIGATIONS! Heh, heh, heh. Foiled again!
posted by Jan at 1:36 PM
1 Comments:
Thanks for the idea, Jan! First you have to put the mouse in some SOUP; restrain yourself from rescucitatating it while it's drowning; and then bag it up for your trip to Cracker Barrel. Of course, you'd better not put any extra herbs and spices in there - Cracker Barrel's investigators might be suspicious, "A HAH! There's italian parsley in the mouse's belly! We use the regular, flowery kind in our soup!"
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