Tuesday, June 14, 2005


The Sunday paper has a 2-page section of small ads designed for the fashion-forward crowd. Most ads contain a small photo representing the type of products they sell to the privileged masses. Apparently it is becoming fashionable for the elite to dress like the gypsies, tramps and thieves. Take this dress for instance. This woman, who is cute enough on her own, now looks like a pixie whore. Look at the way that jacket flips out above her waste. And....wait....is that her belly button I see? Well, the skirt is see-through, so the shirt might as well be. And a wristwatch? Are the rich girls flocking to the store for this frock? Egads.
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5 Comments:

Anonymous Dwayne "the canoe guy" said...

The entire thing is see-through. I can almost read the text on the back of the page. :)

4:10 PM, June 14, 2005  
Blogger Jan said...

Dwayne-you made me snort.

4:28 PM, June 14, 2005  
Blogger Dan Lovejoy said...

A Pixie-whore?! Bwaaa!!

I'm going to make it my mission tomorrow to work that into a sentence.

9:10 PM, June 14, 2005  
Anonymous Dwayne "the canoe guy" said...

Jan - The Shadow had the power to cloud men's minds. Me? I can make women snort. (ask lovely wife about snorting)

Dan - Ok, you've thrown down the gauntlet. It's a duel to see which of us two can most casually insert "pixie-whore" into a conversation WITHOUT using to describe someone.

Report in tomorrow in your blog.

10:13 PM, June 14, 2005  
Blogger Judy said...

Well! NOW I've seen it all!

12:11 PM, June 15, 2005  

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