What a Girl Wants
As a follow up to the Google "needs" expirement, I thought I would do a Google "wants" experiment. Here are the results (I know it is way too long, but I just couldn't stop myself!):

Jan wants CRN to have his Christmas gift!
Jan wants to humiliate Greg further
Jan wants to invite a clown to the wedding.
Jan wants to earn your confidence and trust.
Jan's wants to offer Friday and Saturday night live music in Jackson Square.
Jan wants a comfortable yet stylish room.
Jan wants to be retired!
Jan wants a new hat with feathers and silk.
Jan wants Skeeter to marry her so that she can get her Father Stanley's money.
Jan wants to minimise the use of her car.
Jan wants it to be an acronym.
Jan wants to set herself apart from her sisters so she buys a wig to wear at a party.
Jan wants to make sure we don’t lose federal funding.
Jan wants to be a business man.
Jan wants to talk.
Jan wants to gag.
"Jan wants me fired," Tiffany said glancing towards Clark.
Jan wants Bess to have something which the patriarchal and misogynist community to which she belongs will steadfastly deny her.
Jan wants everyone to know that we need to always respect the blind person's wishes
Jan wants revenge, and she tells Mimi she has the perfect plan
Jan wants to know why the American Embassy is guarded like a federal prison.
Jan wants to strike while the "grape name is HOT."
Jan wants to go back to the party, but we'd rather stay outside.
Jan wants to give a special shout out to Phrequincy.
Jan wants nothing to do with it.
Jan wants us to know how normal Nathan was.
Jan wants to establish a process for estimating print runs.
Jan wants to spread the music from one of the world´s most famous orchestra leaders, arrangers and trombonists to the coming generations.
Jan wants to wait for CEN red cover on Vital for nomenclature.
Jan wants to be on your TV!
Jan wants to paint the door (very) red.
Jan wants the candy but does not want to play the touching game.
Jan wants to pick up some more clothes and get her hair wiggled.
Jan wants to be sure the City of Oakland has the fair on its calendar.
Jan wants a puppy so badly that she would do just about anything to get one.
Jan wants Takeshi to free the head archaeologist from the military prison.
‘Jan wants to seem happy.’
Jan wants to know if you have all fingers and eyeballs intact.
Jan wants to emphasize that this is NOT a creamy salad.
Jan wants more than $100000000. So, the case goes to court.
Jan wants to warn all of you to look at your fall schedule.
Jan wants some order.
Jan wants to write about what you most need to know.
Jan wants a nice pretty report with a title and everything.
Jan wants us to blog for her coz she is a lazy poo and wont blog herself!
Jan wants her to see Gustavus so she can be familiar with the place where her yet unborn children will go to college.
Jan wants Peter and Bobby to have read-only access to her calendar.
Jan wants him WAAAAAYYY east!
Jan wants a very special one, and Tiki longs to help - but she is up against the dark power of the Fairy Queen.
Jan wants to keep his story all about Jan.
Jan wants all to be thinking of the theme of the quilt fair.
Jan wants to raise the question of whether we are becomming too facinated with the technology.
Jan wants to earn $225 to buy a cassette player.
Jan wants to try the hallucinogen LSD because she is curious about the drug.
Jan wants to use the pretty-printing script for emails.
Jan wants to be a star.
jan wants to hear chillywillys ideas.
Jan" wants to have a "yak-chip throwing contest.
Jan wants to point. out that voting is very important.
Jan wants to go with his best friends who are all going to Otago Boys’ High School.
Jan wants you to looking exquisite, so I think a suit would be appropriate.
Jan wants to be the best chef in the universe, and he also happens to be the meanest person in the universe.
Jan wants to hear from you right away!!
Jan wants to start fights everywhere.

Google makes me Giggle.