Gleeson Takes Control
In a move feared by leftists worldwide, the United Nations International Convention has given over control of the internet to Mr. Sean Gleeson of Oklahoma City. Mr. Gleeson, who normally wears cardigan sweaters (in the style of Fred Rogers), attended the world-changing event wearing a silk-wool blend suit in earthy green tones, a 300-count Egyptian cotton dress shirt with a pointy pointy collar, a hand-woven silk tie and black Ermenegildo Zegna lace-up shoes. Everyone knew Mr. Gleeson was the man of the hour because the font used for his name plate was much larger than that used for the other participants.
Mr. Gleeson will soon return to Oklahoma City. He will be signing autographs at WalGreens at 50th and May following the appearance of Susan Lucci.
In a move feared by leftists worldwide, the United Nations International Convention has given over control of the internet to Mr. Sean Gleeson of Oklahoma City. Mr. Gleeson, who normally wears cardigan sweaters (in the style of Fred Rogers), attended the world-changing event wearing a silk-wool blend suit in earthy green tones, a 300-count Egyptian cotton dress shirt with a pointy pointy collar, a hand-woven silk tie and black Ermenegildo Zegna lace-up shoes. Everyone knew Mr. Gleeson was the man of the hour because the font used for his name plate was much larger than that used for the other participants.
Mr. Gleeson will soon return to Oklahoma City. He will be signing autographs at WalGreens at 50th and May following the appearance of Susan Lucci.
posted by Jan at 9:55 AM
4 Comments:
Yes, I shall be autographing bottles of my new fragrance, "Hegemony."
I recommend coming straight up May, as 50th between May and Pennsylvania is a mess: broken water main, or something, and ice on the road every morning.
If chuck would quite emptying the beer cooler in the back of his truck all over the road, this whole ice problem would end in a heartbeat.
As long as it doesn't end in a fiery crash.
They'd cleaned up most of it this afternoon, though the patch job on the pavement is pitiful. Then again, the pavement itself is pitiful, just differently so.
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