"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating...I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
...oh, wait. I think she's serious!
via Drudge, who's link said Ms. Crow has a plan to wipe out global warming! HaHaHaHaHa!