I used to think that, perhaps, once I got used to it and all, I might eventually like Word. But, you know, it just occurred to me....this has been going on for quite awhile now and I STILL don't like Word. I want my WordPerfect back. Anybody got an old copy of it?

(Yes, I know, I know....all you Mac people...I know. But I really did LIKE WordPerfect. Really!)