What a Girl Needs
Found this fun little meme: Google your name like this: "Name needs". Don't forget the quotes. Here's what Jan needs according to Google:

Jan needs a Man
Jan needs to go far away from Shawn and Belle!
Jan Needs to do your Reading
Jan. needs to be looked into
Jan needs help
Jan needs someone to get him into gear (so to speak)
Jan needs to talk to Lance & see if he can give him a few hints
Jan needs to get at leats one promotion before her maternity leave
Jan needs to learn to speak her truth
Jan needs to be seen today
Jan needs your help
Jan needs to build to Level 4 expertise in BC Series 300 products
Jan needs help
Jan needs articles for the Handbook as soon as possible
Jan needs to be arrested
Jan needs to start contributing
Jan needs your support to convince City Council
Jan needs a reminder of (one of) Merckx quotes "There is no law that governs the will..."
Jan needs a rest
Jan needs to prepare a list of all the video we have available
Jan needs your approval on every one of his posts
Jan needs info on Stern and Stern
Jan needs her parents right now and can't live at their house for much longer
Jan needs to modify all the target headers
Jan needs many things besides those already discussed
Jan needs frequent support
Jan needs many volunteers for Competition
Jan needs to finish compiling his list of past speakers
Jan needs to brush his memory about some basics of web serving
Jan needs to email me and CC Debs and James
Jan needs to kill that guy!
Jan needs to be replaced very quickly.
Jan needs a VBC rep
Jan needs glasses, and is reluctant to admit it until she crashes her bike into a few important things
Jan Needs to be debated in context of Exit Treatment of NBP trades
Jan needs a breather.
Jan needs to learn how to shoot
Jan needs the names of your All-Star nominees
Jan needs a U8 goal for the pictures
Jan needs info on Harbor Ridge Marriott.
Jan needs to escape the world
jan needs to leave shawn alone and get out of salem
jan needs beltran back
Jan needs dates
Jan needs a new desktop computer. $800 should cover the cost
Jan needs to go next
Jan needs modifications/send Liberia
Jan needs all these adaptations and so forth, and that costs money
Jan needs to take 1.4 seconds a kilometer - a very tall order
Jan needs to stay in the hospital for two nights
Jan - Needs to lose 60 pounds
Jan needs to locate the translation for Yoshino Shizuka
"Jan needs this" today. (No, Jan, I won't tell you - you'll find out when I get back
Jan needs a color photograph of your award winning Championship Cat