Do this, don't do that
So the question is, "Have you ever....?"
Smoked a cigarette or tried it: Once. Hand-rolled. Blegh.
Crashed a friend's car: No. Well, I crashed into a friend's car one month after getting my license. Doesn that count?
Stolen a car: No, but once when we were 15 Buzz sneaked a car out of his parent's garage and drove it over to my house, then convinced me to ride around with him.
Been dumped: Yep. Many times.
Shoplifted: Unfortunately, yes. I was in grade school and some "friends" talked me into stealing candy. I was scared to death, totally regretted it, and didn't do it again.
Been fired/laid off: Nope.
Been in a fist fight: No.
Snuck out of your parent's house: No.
Been arrested: No.
Gone on a blind date: Yes.
Lied to a friend: Don't think so.
Skipped school: Not until I was at least 20 years old.
Seen someone die: No.
Been to Canada: No.
Been to Mexico: Yes. Brownsville. Spring Break 1986. I bought a blanket, some earrings and a giant bottle of vanilla.
Eaten Sushi: Of course!
Met someone in person from the internet: half - dozens.
Taken pain-killers: Yes!
Had a tea party: Many.
Cheated while playing a game: Not that I can remember.
Fallen asleep at work: I've never fallen asleep at a place of business, but I've fallen asleep while working at home many, many times!
Used a fake ID: No. But Danny Mackey taught me how to get into a place without an I.D. by using a confident stride.
Felt an earthquake: No.
Touched a snake: Yes.
Been robbed: No.
Petted a reindeer/goat: A goat. What kind of question is this? As if reindeer and goats are similar? How about "Petted a fish/buffalo"? (Yes, I've petted a fish).
Won a contest: Yes! Mostly of the musical kind.
Been suspended from school: No. (Anybody else wonder why Charles was suspended?)
Been in a car accident: Many. All minor.
Had braces: Just a retainer, a bunch of teeth pulling and some small oral surgeries.
Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night: I think I did eat a pint of Cherry Garcia once. Haven't been able to eat it since. It was good, though.
Witnessed a crime: Only fashion crimes.
Swam in the ocean: One of my favorite things to do!
Sung karaoke: Once, with a bunch of friends in a dark karaoke party room with no air conditioning (in Dallas).
Paid for a meal with only coins: Oh, sure.
Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose: It always seems to be Dr. Pepper.
Been kissed under mistletoe: Yes.
Crashed a party: No. Sounds fun, though.
Worn pearls: Yes!
Jumped off a bridge: Uh...no.
Ate dog/cat food: No.
Kissed a mirror: No.
Glued your hand to something: No, which surprises me.
Done a one-handed cartwheel: Ha! right.
Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours: yuck. no.
Didn't take a shower for a week: No way.
Pick and ate an apple right off the tree: Yes! Figs, too!
Been told by a complete stranger that you're hot: Yes, but it has been awhile. Oh, wait....I think someone told me that last summer, but it was a waitress and I was sweating.